Thursday, 24 November 2022
Why the hell can’t America end this deadly gun violence?
Because we like it. It gives us a sense of the wild, wild west.
We particularly like the drama of giving guns to crazies to see what they will do.
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Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful
LOS ANGELES, CA — Several news crews raced to the scene of a reported shooting this morning to determine whether details of the shooting might prove politically useful or not.
"I'm Dana Stormcloud with ABC 7 News, and I'm here at the scene of a horrific mass shooting that took place right on this street corner," said one reporter. "Wait--I'm getting reports that the shooter was an illegal immigrant. Ok, never mind! Pack it up, people! Nothing to see here!"
News crews quickly left the scene of the crime, only to slam their brakes and rush back to the scene after reports that the illegal immigrant was a Trump supporter.
"Many in the community are wondering whether Donald Trump's inflammatory rhetoric could have led to this unthinkable slaughter," said Dake Thimblesatch, a local reporter for CBS. "Oh wait-- I'm just now hearing that the shooter was transgender. Never mind then! False alarm, everybody!"
At publishing time, others news crews rushed to the scene after new details revealed the illegal immigrant, Trump-supporting, trans shooter was also a BLM and Antifa supporter
Because we like it. It gives us a sense of the wild, wild west.
We particularly like the drama of giving guns to crazies to see what they will do.
Who was it that forced these people to get on boats that were "not fit for purpose."
LOS ANGELES, CA — Several news crews raced to the scene of a reported shooting this morning to determine whether details of the shooting might prove politically useful or not.
"I'm Dana Stormcloud with ABC 7 News, and I'm here at the scene of a horrific mass shooting that took place right on this street corner," said one reporter. "Wait--I'm getting reports that the shooter was an illegal immigrant. Ok, never mind! Pack it up, people! Nothing to see here!"
News crews quickly left the scene of the crime, only to slam their brakes and rush back to the scene after reports that the illegal immigrant was a Trump supporter.
"Many in the community are wondering whether Donald Trump's inflammatory rhetoric could have led to this unthinkable slaughter," said Dake Thimblesatch, a local reporter for CBS. "Oh wait-- I'm just now hearing that the shooter was transgender. Never mind then! False alarm, everybody!"
At publishing time, others news crews rushed to the scene after new details revealed the illegal immigrant, Trump-supporting, trans shooter was also a BLM and Antifa supporter
# posted by Had It in Holland Park @ 02:29 
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