She will say that we would rather be represented by a paedophile - someone who wants to do you harm - than by a Democrat. See, it's because a paedophile wants to wreck your life (though it us true he will only do it to a few of you) but a Democrat is from another party and that would upset our doners
The Queen November 20, 1947. Here Are Seven Ways Marriage has changed
And the biggest change is:
it is not "until death do us part" it is now "until it's no longer convenient."