Tuesday 26 September 2023

 
Modern Masculinity Is Broken. She Knows How to Fix It.
At least she doesn't have straightophobia.

Being gay or a woman isn’t enough to claim asylum, says Suella Braverman
Of course it is not. Unless being a straight male is also a reason for asylum. 

Trump ‘wants’ Glock pistol he can’t legally purchase 
How dare they take away his right to own a gun. All people under indictment should be able to own guns:  how else can they do mass shootings.
Give Trump an AK47 and 9 magazines and let him into the Democratic caucus. We will see if he can shoot somebody and still be elected.

Saturday 23 September 2023

 
Mother Who Gave Abortion Pills to Teen Daughter Gets 2 Years in Prison
Her daughter, who was 17 when she ended her pregnancy, was sentenced in July to 90 days in jail.
I see the War on Women is going well in Nebraska.

I’ve been in a messy divorce & custody situation – I had to smuggle my newborn baby overseas,
I think it is called kidnapping.

Sunday 17 September 2023

 


Mitt Romney is no saint.
But you think you are, right?

Saturday 9 September 2023

 
Justice Dept. Asks Supreme Court to Hear Abortion Pill Case
Difficult venue with the war on women proceeding apace.

Florida Approves Classic Learning Test for Use in College Admissions
The difference between CLT and CRT is how asleep you are.

‘I’m Being Indicted for You,’ Trump Tells South Dakota Rally
The fact that I did these crimes and you did do these crime is irrelevant.
If I go to jail, I think you should too.

DeSantis, Leading a State Menaced by Climate Change, Shrugs Off the Threat
Basically saying: Fook the grandkids.

Republicans' opposition to abortion threatens an HIV program that saved 25 million lives
Republican reason: so what? They are mostly not white people anyway.


Friday 8 September 2023

 
Prince William given surprise kiss by Paul Gascoigne 
If it was Spain, that would be sexual assault.

It’s prison break – the new must-watch Marvel comic mini-series
How do you distract the public from nine straight days of coverage of rows about dangerous concrete? Easy! Let a suspected terrorist escape from prison.

Yes, I am sure that was Sunak's plan.

(Oh, I know, you don't write these columns, you just type them out.)


Antisemitic Comments by Palestinian Leader Cause Uproar
Mahmoud Abbas, the president of the Palestinian Authority, said in August that European Jews were persecuted for what he said were their predatory lending practices, not their religion.
It is anti-semitic to tell the truth.

Monday 4 September 2023

 

Education ‘in complete chaos’ as Labour plans to ramp up pressure in parliament
For the past 5 days, this is the story that just keeps modern journalism ticking: let's you and him fight. What is the solution to the problem? Who cares? Certainly not the news media.

Crumbling schools have become a symbol of Tory incompetence
Yes. Everything is always bad. Let's see if we can encourage apathy and anomie and make Britain a worse place to live. Why not? It sells advertising.


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