Friday, 19 February 2016

Donald Trump Calls For Boycott Until Apple Unlocks San Bernardino Shooter's Phone
Great idea! Boycot Apple until they make their devices so unsafe that no one will want to own one.

7 Reasons You Should Vote In This Year's Elections
1 is a good argument
2 is a lie. In a democracy "none of the above" would be on the balot.
3 Is a fit for the me-I-mine generation: gimme, gimme, gimme
4 Is a cheat: 27% of voters cannot vote in Florida's primaries, but must still pay for them
5 is a cheat: the margin between hinking and blinking is irrelevant
6 is a cheat. It would be good if the vote actually mattered
7 is a cheat: chosing between horrible and abysmal is not a choice

Still, 1 out of seven is not too bad in modern America, where voting is like televised wrestling: no matter who wins, most of the money goes into the same pockets.

How can a woman make more on Ebay? Pretend to be a man
hat's outrageous!
Auction sites should require everyone to pay the same amount regardless of gender.
Who cares about willing buyers and willing sellers?
What we need a soviet-style centralized econnomy that dictates who pays what to whom

Government Accused Of 'Burying Bad News' Amid David Cameron's Brussels 'Deal'
Of course this is the fault of the government, not the journalists who fail to report the other stories.....because, according to our journalists, their failings are ALWAYS someone else's fault

Shia LaBeouf Is Spending 24 Hours In A Lift At Oxford University
And we should care because....?
Apparently because journalists are to lazy to report anything important.

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