Had It in Holland Park

Instead of "House of Lords" whose members sit out of 1) a sense of duty, 2) because they like the club or 3) because they need the money; let's call it the "House of People who Owe Somebody Something". (For getting out the vote or making campaign contributions.)

Alternatively it could become the "House of Life Peers" for people who are selected on the basis of having done something extraordinary for their country.