Had It in Holland Park

Redistribution of Wealth
Dumbocrats: One main purpose of taxation is the redistribution of wealth
Retroblicans: Government should not redistribute wealth, except to farmers, steel-makers, oil companies, banks, insurance companies and other friends of ours.

Immigration
Retroblicans: Throw them all out, except for those that work for me and my friends
Dumbocrats: Let them all in, as long as someone else pays for them

Health Care
Retroblicans: No Socialized Medicine, but don’t you dare touch our Medicare drugs plan
                       Doctors, Hospitals, Drug Companies and Insurers deserve a fat profit at our expense
Dumbocrats: Give the indigent free health insurance, as long as someone else pays for it
                       Doctors, Hospitals and Insurance Companies deserve no profit (except for mine).

Social Security
Retroblicans: Get government out: people should plan for their own retirement income
                        PS: don’t you dare touch our Social Security
Dumbocrats: Give everyone free social security, as long as someone else pays for it